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# 66
BIRTHDAY WISH
A couple had been married for 25 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand and boom! He was 90.

 
# 67
RUNS IN THE FAMILY
One day Laloo appeared on KBC(Kaun Banega Crorepathy) with him he brought his entire family. First question : One + One? Laloo thinking : uses all lifelines and answers three Amitji : Sorry Laloo wrong jawaab groans from laloo`s family : give him one more chance give him one more chance Amitji feeling sorry for distraught laloo, decides to give him another go so he asks Laloo : three + two? Lalloo answers :six Amitji cannot believe it, but because Laloo`s family begs for him to give Laloo another chance, he does Amitji : Laloo last chance, three + three? Lalloo sweating answers six Amitji is silent, suddenly there is a roar from laloo`s family: give him one more chance, give him one more chance...

 
# 68
MADE IN INDIA
At a world conference, the heads of states of all countries were boasting about their technical known-how. So they all decided that to prove their boasts, each country should show an engineering feat to the world. In a few days, the USA made a hollow tube of fiberglass, a millimeter in diameter. It was then sent to Russia. They put a conducting wire in the tube. The Japanese, to prove their superiority, bored a hollow through the wire. Finally, it was sent to India. It came back without any apparent change. “Well, what have you done?” asked everybody. “Look here,” said the Indian, putting the wire under a microscope. Clearly visible were the words “Made in India.”

 
# 69
MOTHER
At the New Year’s eve party at a fashionable hotel a girl was overheard talking to her boy friend, “Don’t get tense and be worried Micky – when I told you that I was going to be a mother, I only meant yours. Yes, next month I am going to marry your father.”

 
# 70
SIGNBOARD
A signboard on a halwai shop reads: “Credit only to those above 85 if accompanied by both parents.”

 
# 71
THE STRANGE VOICE
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked.... "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

 
# 72
LIE DETECTOR TEST
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

 
# 75
THE HORSE
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She replies, "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" He says, "Oh, honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." She is appeased and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. He says, "What's that for this time?" She answered, "Your horse just called."--

 
# 76
True in the present scenario!
An old man was sitting in a park reading the book "Learn C in 21 days". A passer by saw him and asked "You are such an old guy, why do you bother to learn C?" "I have heard that now communication language at heaven is only C , so after my death when I will be in heaven, I don't want to face communication problem." old man replied. "But how come are U so sure that U will be in heaven? It could be hell also." he asked. "Ya, doesn't matter .... I already know Java".

 
# 77
True in the present scenario!
An old man was sitting in a park reading the book "Learn C in 21 days". A passer by saw him and asked "You are such an old guy, why do you bother to learn C?" "I have heard that now communication language at heaven is only C , so after my death when I will be in heaven, I don't want to face communication problem." old man replied. "But how come are U so sure that U will be in heaven? It could be hell also." he asked. "Ya, doesn't matter .... I already know Java".

 
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